C & C Monday and the Weekend Booty Call

I like the idea of Click & Comment Monday and I fully plan on participating tonight. If you don't know what it is, you start with a blog make a comment, then click on their renter or a person in their blogroll and comment at that site, then you just repeat the process. It's definitely nice if you can do it a half-dozen times or more. So if you need a place to click to next, here are the guys to go see!

I thought my EX would have tried the booty call route the first week I kicked him out. But he didn't. I guess because he was too busy trying to get me to talk to him that he didn't think suggesting sex was going to work. But somehow, he got it into his head that maybe, if he called really effin' late on Saturday night, told me how much he misses me and breathed heavy with supposed passion, I would melt like a popsicle in summer. Have a mentioned what an idiot he is?!?!

That would be a big fat, "HELL NO!" Moron! I can't believe you thought I was going to want your dumbass at all -- let alone sexually. Have you been tested yet for STDs? Or HIV? Or anything else that skank could have given you? Oh my bad, it's only been a month, they couldn't tell anyways!

You are such a fucktard. Do NOT call me anymore. Don't even think of me anymore. We are DONE. Can I make it any plainer? Would it help if I wrote it in the sky and burned it into my lawn? Don't make me break legal on your ass. I know I don't want the hassle and you sure as shit don't want your job to find out about a restraining order or bye-bye security clearance! We are over. There is no reconciliation in sight.

Anyone else ever had the moron ex think it was okay to call and ask for sex? What did you do? I swear I'm getting a whistle to blow into the phone the next time. I don't want to change my number, but it's looking that way.